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Just when you thought you had heard about every possible way to lose weight - one technique has emerged that could be considered the most original yet! Kim Kelly, a pornographic actress, BBW model, and escort from Santa Monica, California, came up with an all protein formula- that some may find hard to swallow, but extremely effective. In 2002, the plump Kelly publicly attempted to lose weight by an all-semen diet. She lost 15 pounds on her “Man Juice Diet” by spending 30 days on a diet consisting of semen, banana smoothies and brocolli. Via fellatio, Kelly extracted about three to six teaspoons of semen per day. The average ejaculation is roughly 1 teaspoon and contains 15 calories. The semen portion of Kim Kelly’s diet therefore only contributed 45 to 90 calories of her dailynutrition, a minor fraction of what is required by a normal adult. It is likely that the only aspect of her semen diet that differentiated it from a banana smoothie diet is the exercise she received while fellating her participants. (Sources: 1 2 3)
Reminds me of when I saw that dog get hit. The other dogs around him really did this.
Yesterday, IKEA gave a customer over 10 extra candles.
I took 2.
One rainy day, I will open the windows as far as they will go. Switch on my fairylights, light all the candles in my room. And breathe in the universe.
You’ll be sick or feeling troubled or deeply in love or quietly uncertain or even content for the first time in your life. It won’t matter.
Out of the blue, beyond any cause you can trace, you’ll suddenly realize that things are not how you perceived them to be at all. For some reason, you will no longer be the person you believed you once were.
You’ll detect slow and subtle shifts in you. Worse, you’ll realize it’s always been shifting, like a shimmer of sorts, a vast shimmer, only dark like a room.
But you won’t understand why or how.”







Predictable story, but stunning shots.
Fallen in love with Audrey Tatou’s body and expensive french hotels.
Need to buy cocktail umbrellas for my hair.